WE Bacchanal

By Mr PlayHouse

You know you’re a stalker when:

10: You drive pass his/her house to see if their car is there and what other cars are there.

9: You leave flowers on their car when he/she does not even know you.

8: You follow him/her all day, then go back and tell your friends later that evening you were limin (hanging out) with him/her.

7: You go through his/her phone when they are in the shower.

6: You have your significant other’s msn, email, facebook, myspace and hi5 passwords and YOU USE IT.

5: You call them more than three times in a row and they don’t answer, then from a blocked number and they still don’t answer and then from a totally different number.

4: You leave a message for someone asking, “hey, did you call me”, when you well know they don’t call you or answer your calls.

3: You are on someone’s facebook profile day in and day out going through their wall posting conversations and tagging pictures.

2: You show up at his/her job and tell the receptionist you are a client.

1: You make a voodoo doll of him/her.


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* Definition of Bacchanal: Caribbean slang word (noun); Confusion; Causing problems amongst each other.

WE BACCHANAL - 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Partner

By My PlayHouse

10: “Oh gosh, I’m not in the mood” – You need to take it for the team, don’t be selfish damn it!

9: “There’s someone else” – that’s when you scratch your head and ask yourself, is that why she/he is never in the mood?

8: “I doh know how to cook” – that poses a huge problem if you as well don’t know how to cook. Being anorexic is not an option.

7: “I’ve be intimate with “X” amount of people before you” – Don’t need to know, lie if necessary.

6: After two minutes in bed they say, “ah buss”, when you just getting started – WTF?!?!

5: “Babes go down on me nah (while pushing your head down)” – But ah find you’re bright to be pushing my head. Doh ask me for s**t if you’re not returning the favor. WE WILL FIGHT!!!!

4: “I don’t like your friends and I want you to stop limin’ with them” – Guess What! They don’t like you either, so should I also stop limin’ with you?

3: “Honey, I just came back from the doctor and there’s something I need to tell you” – At that point, that’s when a heart attack will take me over.

2: “Love me up nah” (after now having sex) – *lol*.

1: “We need to talk” – That’s when you play deaf and walk in the other direction right away.

WE Bacchanal* - Top 10 ways to catch a cheating partner

By Mr PlayHouse

For all you paranoid gals/fellas who feel a little weary of your partners loyalty, here's how you can catch on to them.

#10. Tell your partner you're going out of town, and then monitor what he/she does while you're supposedly away.

#9. Check the odometer on the car for unexplainable extra mileage. If you're extra paranoid install a GPS tracking device on the car. *lol*

#8. If your partner claims to be working late all the time. Check their pay stubs and make sure it reflects the overtime.

#7. Check computer histories for multiple free-based email account websites. If your partner has frequent gmail, yahoo and hotmail visits and doesn’t email you from any of those, something is up.

#6. If your partner’s computer and cell phone history is always clean, then definitely something is up.

#5. Set up a fake myspace or facebook profile, then leave your girl a flirty comment and wait for a response.

#4. Technology is a great thing... simply buy your girl/guy a phone as a gift (one that has a GPS of course).

#3. Use the good old 'bluff'. If you're a good actor, say to your partner "I know what you've been up too, here's your last chance to tell me the truth". Wait for a reaction!

#2. If in bed your girl screams out "OH YES DELROY"; and Delroy isn't your name... BUSTED!

AND... The #1 way to know if you have a cheating partner...
If he/she is going to Trinidad Carnival and insists that you don't go along for the trip... END IT... ONE TIME!


For more bacchanal or to send comments... contact Mr PlayHouse at mrplayhouse@wemagonline.com or www.myspace.com/mrplayhouse

Listen to Mr PlayHouse LIVE on 'Star Struck' every Tuesday night from 9-11pm on http://www.kosradio.net/

* Definition of Bacchanal: Caribbean slang word (noun); Confusion; Causing problems amongst each other.